Recent dreams containing preacher

We were at our church. The preacher was getting ready for the ceremony. He had a cage full of hamsters feeding greedily on amphetachow and ten cardboard toilet paper tubes lubed up and ready to go. The senior members of the congregation had already lined up, dropped their pants, and bent over. Just as the preacher was about to insert the first hamster an eagle swooped down and snatched it away as the congregation screamed in horror.

I dreamed I was the audience of two preachers in dark black clothing and I was levitated above them

Minister. preacher

I was at lake mead on a wood dock. Everybody was in the water so I thought I would jump in. The next thing I remember I was under the water it was very clear just a little murky. I could breathe the next thing I am cover in leeches and can feel sharp pains where there biting. Then I'm back on the dock picking and peeling them off. Once I pull the last one. I am trying to get off the dock, but I can't. There is a building that I can jump too but the only area looks to be a small box like room. I look down at the beach sand between me and the building and there are yellow and black alligators covering the sand. I jump and land in the box that then turns into like a church. The preacher is talking about there child that has no arms or legs. She is connected to like a swing and then begins to swing above us. We are then taken out of the room into a hallway that turns into a block party where I can't find my youngest child. I find him behind a door where there are stairs leading down that he is climbing up. I go to get him and then I am back in the parking lot looking for my car and wanting to find a place to get food.

My wife started an affair with the preacher they locked me out of the house and church and told lies. A year later a female client said my wife had tried to seduce her on vacation with our 3 boys just several feet away. My wife made lies to this woman about my life so she would despise me. Upon reflection the woman saw lily as a liar and an evil person and child abuser.

Pastor, preacher

I had two dreams similar to each other the first one was I was sitting in a desk and there was a famous preacher standing behind me at a angle looking at me out the corner of his eye, and a couple of mouths later I was itting at a table sighning something and there was people around me and the same preacher walded by and said something and I asked some one what did he say ,so a few minutes later I went down a hall looking for him and he had got on a elevator

I dreamt about our old house. My mon and I went back to our old home located in the country. It still had some of our furniture. However, the furniture was not that old. I found a couple of items I use to teach with. Then, we went to bed in our separate room. The next day, we awaken, and I found our furniture on the outside and it had been raining. I asked mom who put the furniture on the outside and why didn't she awaken me. I would have told them not to move the furniture. Afterward my brother, who is a preacher, came by in this large bus similar to a cruise bus. We went to find this furniture outlet or place to get more furniture or see if we could get the ones that had been rain upon replace. However, it appears that we kept getting loss.

Preacher and priest

A few explorers and I discover an underground church that is flooded up to our waists and is very dark. As we enter the underground church a dead body pops up from under the water, at first we are startled, but then we move forward. As we enter the main chamber, we see that there are chains wrapped around the pews, rafters, pretty much everything. When look up to the front of the main chamber above the preachers podium and we see a girl. The girl is drenched in darkness, pretty much like the girl from the movie "The Ring", she is crying and we notice that the chain is attached to a collar around her neck. We talk to her and get her to stop crying. At this time, light shines through to the church and all of a sudden all the towns people are in the church helping untangle the girls chain and release her, as well as my wife and new born baby (which I do not have either in real life). During one point of untangling her, my conscience becomes her, and I am now her swinging through the rafters to untangle myself. Once untangled, my conscience goes back to myself. We break the chain loose from the collar, she instantly flies across the room and grabs my newborn baby from my wife and she threatens to kill it. We subdue her and get the baby from her. Then, while holding a crucifix close to her, but not touching her, the preacher tells her that she should become a christian. We flash forwards in the not too distant future, and she is now living with my wife and I, and she seems to be well. We go to a fitness center to do yoga, but she overhears some kids on the basketball court making fun of her. So, she goes to the basketball court, turns into some kind of monster with a huge spike coming out of her stomach, and kills the kids. We fast forward into the future again, and she has now transformed herself into a beautiful blonde woman, which I end up falling in love with and leaving my wife for.