Understand My Dreams

Dreams imitation

In my dream I was the head of an ancient order of tantric monks. Our order had perfected extremely advanced sexual techniques that allowed us to transcend the physical limitations of time and space. Many of these techniques utilized semenancy - and as a result most of the monks were constantly experimenting with supplements to increase the volume of the semen they were capable of ejaculating. Somehow these supplements were genetically modified by evil oligarchs in such as way as to increase seminal volume several thousand times beyond the maximum sought by semenancy practitioners. As a result many monks were rocketed into earth orbit by the force of their own ejaculations. My dream ended just as I was about to interpret a particularly fascinating semen splatter pattern on the face of one of our young temple prostitutes. It was very frustrating as it seemed like the meaning of everything was about to be revealed just before I woke up. But that's a spurt scrying dream for you....

I'm looking at this log building, thinking to buy it for a shop, as I walk around it I find myself in a field, there's a buck, not especially huge but intimidating. It charges at me. Just as its about to hit me, I duck down. It trips over me, rolls and stands back up for another attack. I'm thinking that won't work again, and start judging my chances of making a run for this barbed wire fence, probably 10 feet from the 2 of us. It starts to attack again, then it spreads its front legs like a bow, the impression is that I'm supposed to do the same. I'm still on the ground so I spread my hands in imitation. Feels more like respect, not so much like worship, although after I wake up I feel great fear that it could or would be interpreted that way. Then this dog comes running in. The dog distracts it. I run for the fence. Then 2 other dogs join the deer chase with the first dog. I end up in a barn while the dogs are chasing the buck outside. Then this Grizzly Adamsish guy comes in carrying one of the dogs, its eye is mutilated. The guy starts going off about not being where I'm supposed to be, then almost cries as he's holding the dog. Once the dog dies, he takes out a knive and cleaves it open around the spinal column, pulls the spinal column free, then I almost wake up, my mind vibrates, and I get the impression I need to make a wish, I do, then fully wake up, feeling relieved. Although concerned about whether I bowed to the deer or not.

I was the head of an ancient order of tantric monks. Our order had perfected extremely advanced sexual techniques that allowed us to transcend physical limitations of time and space. Many of these techniques utilized semenancy - and as a result most of the monks were constantly experimenting with supplements to increase the volume of the semen they were capable of ejaculating. Somehow these supplements were genetically modified by Elon Musk in such as way as to increase seminal volume several thousand times beyond the maximum sought by semenancy practitioners. As a result many monks were rocketed into earth orbit by the force of their own ejaculations. My dream ended just as I was about to interpret a particularly fascinating semen splatter pattern on the face of one of our young temple prostitutes. It was very frustrating as it seemed like the meaning of everything was about to be revealed just before I woke up.

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