I had a really weird dream last night that JD basically set me up on this date with someone he knew who hated the color red, but loved the color green (to the point that on our date he asked them to put of temporary flooring that was green because the floor they had was red) and I ended up like… actually having a thing with this guy to the point that later I told Ariel and JD something like “yeah I’m pretty sure he’s going to propose when we go to the aquarium in Chicago”
I took the so called check or whatever from my grandmother by accident , rushed to get it back ended up not having it any more at all.
when I tried to find him again I ended up in wc cafeteria. but it wasn't in the a building it was the gym trophy area. dula and magie were there and I told her how we were gonna move to Alabama , she playfully rejected and I told magie how ima take a plane there and how it would only take a hr to get there she gave a dumb response saying we would be in Atlanta if it took that long and dula told her to be quiet.
that's when I realized I didn't have the check and I frantically went to the weight room where I saw my grandmother talking to about 3 students and she thought I was late and asked who I was, I responded exhausted head facing the heavens and said , it's me grandma.
My dream began with my father giving me money to purchase both cigarettes and pot. Why? I have no idea really. Anyway I was looking to buy cigarettes first and the first place I had gone to didn't carry them, so I rode my bike to the second place and purchased them. On my way back I took a path I don't usually take and found a phone on the ground, I soon realized this was my old phone that I had lost when something told me to attempt to put my old password in. However it looked different than the phone that I recall losing. Anyway after opening it I discovered a massive amount of pornography on the phone.. Strange because I never looked that sort of thing up on my phone at all. Anyway later in the dream I was suppose to meet up with a friend of mine that I kept trying to get a hold of but for some reason couldn't, we were meeting up at the mall, well while at the mall I ended up in a book store and try to steal a book. As I'm leaving I run into a guy I used to like who approaches me by saying "hey wanna play a game?" Unsure what this was about, however still very attracted to the guy I agree to play and ask what game! He replies "we make out for sixty seconds, right here in front of everyone" so given that I still had a decent amount of attraction for the guy I agreed and began making out with him in public, not really caring who was watching, and completely forgetting I had somewhere to be.. Then after we stopped kissing, he told me round two was the same thing this time it invoked gum, so he began to chew a piece of gum he inserted into his mouth and pushed his lips against mine, passionately making out with me again, in public for everyone to see, this time passing the gum from his mouth to mine. When we stopped he just laid on top of me and told me that he had heard from my cousins that my friend I was suppose to meet up with was looking for me? I was confused as to how he knew that information but more nervous that I kept my friend waiting a long time and left the book store and ran through the mall looking for him, I woke up shortly after.
I was hanging out with my friend who was married. And I ended up in a room with one of his twin sons who was crying, assisting to help soothe the baby. While I was rocking the baby in my arms his wife came into the room while rocking the other twin baby in her arm began to yell at me to leave. She went out yelling bout how I know what I did and I should go. He stood there quietly for a minute before he told me we should go for a walk. She then followed us out screaming and yelling at the top of her voice.
My friend was complaining how he was single so I was setting him up with a girl. Slowly I ended up hating them together and Halloween came around. We were on a rocky road and it was bright like Italy and he ended up flirting with me and I ended up scratching his back sensually, but we we're so worried about others seeing us we stopped. He then told me he didn't care and we kissed.
It all started with me in prison trying to escape, and I did so. I ran to my grandmas house most of my family was there. They tried to catch me and hand me over to the police, I got away by jumping out of the bathroom window. I was running through backyards were I encountered dozens of dogs trying to attack me, I continued to jump over fences and run through fields. I ended up behind a grocery store, I than called my girlfriend and told her what was going on, she broke up with me even knowing she was pregnant with my baby. I asked her to stay with me and asked her to wait for but she couldn't. I was worried for her about rent and bills. After that I was caught by the police, and them knowing I wouldn't get out for years and years they allowed me to stay with my family for a few hours. I flashed into a dark field with all of my family looking up at the stars and thinking about life, on my way back walking through the field 3 giant monarch butterflies flew towards me landing on my neck ( I could feel them licking my neck as if it was very real). After getting to the car they disappeared into thin air.
I went to a breakfast place near Tom Thumb, had trouble finding parking, and had a little kid spill chocolate milk on me while I was eating with my friends. Then I ended up at my friend Alex's house with him, two other guys, and two other girls. We talked about standardized test scores and I found out that someone I knew had been involved in a bad car accident
I was walking and then running and then crawling while a black men kept jumping over me. IT was hurdle style no harm involved, but then I stood yet again halting their jumps and keeping them on the ground. Next out of the corner of my eye I see one of my teachers and bunch of asians wearing ninja outfits and I knew what was about to come. A showdown between skilled fighters and a psycho me who was willing to kill all of them out of self defense and for fun. THe battle was Epic and lasted half an hour. By the end there was more blood than there is water rushing through the Nile River. I stood red head to toe victorious. My teacher looked up at me and asked for help and before she could finish I smashed her face in and killed her. After the win I began to walk and walk and walk and I ended up at my school. Then a herd of red rhinoceros stampeded the school to the ground and I escaped bringing many of my more attractive female classmates and acquaintances with me. In debt to me for saving their lives and them being wet about me being a hero we had a great great orgy. Then i came and woke up.
Someone stole my package full of pictures that I had held onto my entire life. when I realized what happened I ran off to find them. I saw a picture of my brother lying on the ground where it was dropped, saw other pictures, when I got to the room and knew I was in the right place, I took some of their pictures to make them hurt like I was. I could only think they thought what I was carrying was valuable and had they known I only had pictures they would not have bothered to steal them in the first place. I ended up stabbing someone in the leg in a main artery and ran out so sad and crying hysterically.
I was the opposite sex and found a gremlin that was trying to murder and eat me, so I kept trying to kill it, but it wouldn't die. I ended up packing it into a backpack with a bunch of stuff I had to get rid of. The gremlin bit my dog, making him evil and corrupt, I had to kill him too. Once my dog was dead, I put him in the bag too. I hurried to put the bag into the trash, but my mom stopped me. I whispered everything to her, knowing the gremlin could hear me if I spoke too loud. My mom called the cops, and they showed up to continuously shoot the gremlin.