My coven was preparing for the May Day ritual but we ran out of astroglide and had to use coconut oil instead and it was really stinky. Still really fun though... May 19, 2021 > Read Dream Analysis
I was in a dream ,we were three of us and they broke kola nut and they gave me the biggest part of it which I ate March 28, 2021 > Read Dream Analysis
I gave birth to a soon my bed, cut the umblical coard by myself and then held the baby on top of me for a minute or so. Then my mom came in who didn't even know i was pregnant. We were then on our way to the doctor to check the baby February 18, 2021 > Read Dream Analysis
I had a fucking wack dream where i murdered the joker and tried to become the new joker and there was a police chase through a series of tunnels but then i escaped and started driving away but like 200 miles later or something, i was trying to get to the border, i crashed into an oil -- distillery? i dont know what they're called. And the owners were like you need to pay us a million dollars or give us your insurance shit and i was like oh no im a wanted criminal, there is literally-- im on the national news and the only reason they dont know me is because this is a hick town, and there was a fair in town and my partner in crime idk who they were just suggested something like "if you win it all from fair prizes you dont need to produce a license to get a job :)" and so we started trying to win money, first at an eating contest, but we passed an ad for a five mile run where the top time was 10 minutes for five miles and i was like "oh no they had a speedster who's holding back, or some kind of super soldier-- if they know who i am--" then i woke up September 14, 2021 > Read Dream Analysis
I was in a zombie apocalypse. I lived on an island. I lived in a couple different small remote houses and we would let the zombie parades go by our house. We would wait for every zombie on the island to go by our house for the day. It was like a scheduled event. My brother and his wife (who is pregnant in real life) were gorilla wranglers. One day, I drove from one end of the island to the other to see my parents. While I was staying at their house (the house I live in real life at 22 years old), a couple zombies started banging on the front door. We ran inside while my father went to dispose of them. I realized there were 2 more at the back door. My mother went out back to handle them. She stabbed the first one in the brain and proceeded to do the same with the second. Only it just dropped the second one for a minute. The second zombie appeared to be just slightly fazed by it. Watching from the inside, I saw a third zombie attack my mother from behind while she was wondering how this second zombie could still be "alive." I ran outside to help but it was too late and the third zombie was eating my mother's brains. I killed it. The second zombie was still alive so I tried stabbing it in the head but when I did, it's skull was filled water and was translucent. She just looked up at me and laughed. I felt cheated and that it was not worth caring about because it's impossible to kill this zombie. July 16, 2021 > Read Dream Analysis
I dreamt we were at church preparing for the ceremony. We were all naked and smearing coconut oil on each other. The priest stepped to the altar and put the goat head on his head and picked up his staff and we were all excited and lubricated and fully expectant but then somebody pulled the fire alarm and we all had to evacuate the church out into the cold rain and it was sad. June 23, 2021 > Read Dream Analysis
This dream began with standing under the ocean.able to move and breathe under the ocean just as easily as on the surface. marine life present included a sturgeon, a marlin, and a lemon butterfly-fish. but what impressed me most of all was a fluorescent deep blue fish who attempted to communicate-a manatee was present also but paid us no attention- the glowing blue fish swam in until about17 feet away,and kept his gaze directed at me mostly but also on my dream contact. swam away after about 11 minutes then we walked from the bottom of the ocean to a living room. and through the glass yet! i took a chair on one end of the room,mycontact on the other side. we were discussing a report i was supposed to turn in to some government bureau. i made a remark to the effect that" i should include this next to my report. it was just illogical enough to be taken seriously. which caused my companion to roar with laughter. this man had dark hair and wore like the greasers of the 1950s . he wore a black leather jacket then i woke up May 28, 2021 > Read Dream Analysis
I was in a room I have never been in before, I looked around only one time. All I remember is a chimney in front of me, coming out of the wall a shelf going around the chimney about standing height. The shelf went all the way around the room, the shelf had an arrangement of crosses and biblical symbols and books across the shelves. I was taking picture frames out of a box. All of which had either Jesus or holy scripture written all over them, and each one I tore off a piece of paper from the back of the picture frames. I got to the 5th picture and it was just Jesus praying, and my oldest sister came into the room, I couldn’t see her, and she started reading satanic scripture. Something like “oh unholy god come forth and bless thee, his tainted soul has prohibited us for long enough.” She continued speaking scripture for at least 5 minutes. I didn’t even turn around I just held the picture of Jesus praying. I looked up at what was a symbol, and it started bleeding from the wall. Just as that happened my oldest sister finished reading the scripture with “oh great one, come and bless us with your hands, reach out and grab him from our lives.” Just as she finished I felt a hand grab my head and pull me back, I woke up from my dream instantly with goosebumps starting at my head and running down my body as I watch my door close in front of me and a dark figure stand right behind my book bag hung up on the door. The figure just stood their whispering something and when I tried to get closer to listen it screamed at me “get back you unholy beast!” I jolted back seeing its face for a second. It wasn’t human at all, with long dark black crimson horns protruding from its skull. With a face that I saw in a dream when I was 11. I had this exact dream when I was 11 as well and again when I was 13. This is the third time happening and it’s been 4 years from than. Only this time it materialized so I could see it. Just as I was writing this a blank phone call came through my house phone. May 06, 2021 > Read Dream Analysis
Horrible dreams about small rodents and coconut oil and things that shouldn't ever be done even if everyone is really high and it sounds fun August 11, 2021 > Read Dream Analysis
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