Understand My Dreams

Dreams semen

I was the head of an ancient order of tantric monks. Our order had perfected extremely advanced sexual techniques that allowed us to transcend physical limitations of time and space. Many of these techniques utilized semenancy - and as a result most of the monks were constantly experimenting with supplements to increase the volume of the semen they were capable of ejaculating. Somehow these supplements were genetically modified by Elon Musk in such as way as to increase seminal volume several thousand times beyond the maximum sought by semenancy practitioners. As a result many monks were rocketed into earth orbit by the force of their own ejaculations. My dream ended just as I was about to interpret a particularly fascinating semen splatter pattern on the face of one of our young temple prostitutes. It was very frustrating as it seemed like the meaning of everything was about to be revealed just before I woke up.

One day I had a dream about being in a school basement and then we went into lockdown and in the basement and it was a wide open basement and I hid under my desk and called my friend and he said someone shot a teacher and I was scared and all of a sudden I remember someone came running down the stairs I was scared cause I thought it was the robber but then he said hey get up and I checked my phone and he was wearing what my friend texted me what the guy looked like and he was right there and so I ran from him and he shot at me but missed then I woke up

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