Dreams christ

Being framed for murder. A body was buried in front of my bathroom but I never noticed. One day I’m showering and I see a undercover police or detective staring straight at me. Whilst he does that, I see a pair of feet of a buried body outside my window. I tell my cousin Christa and she was like "what? Did you not see it on tiktok?” Everyone knew about a found body except me. I automatically fear being suspected of murder and cry hysterically. Investigator comes and tells me that he’s suspicious of me but has no grounds to arrest me yet. The reason I didn’t notice is because I had not showered for days due to my depression and anxiety.

My Christian Swingers Club meeting was underway and the pastor was leading us in the orgy service.

We were at work and the boss announced that he'd become a Christian and we'd no longer be producing these kind of videos. We weren't sure to believe him or not because he had horns and a devil tail sticking out the back of his pants the whole meeting

Kim Kardashian held a live streamed press event to announce that she'd realized she was the Cosmic Christ and was going to stop participating in all the evil conspiracies and being addicted to plastic surgery and so forth. In the middle of the press conference Reptilian aliens seized control of the stream and told us all to stay calm and ignore the obviously insane Kim and that they had everything under control Then I woke up

Christian semenancers battling satanists for control of our minds